Saturday, 2 March 2013

Across Asia With A Lowlander: Part 1a: Toyama to Pusan

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Greetings!

And welcome to a new travelogue and the start of my retelling of what was perhaps my greatest adventure so far, a massive overland trip from Japan to Bulgaria. It’s called ‘Across Asia With A Lowlander’ because it charts a journey that was a). across Asia and b). done mainly with the Lowlander who is a long-term travelling companion of mine. He however, does not enter the scene until we hit Seoul so in the meantime it’s just little me, being waved off from my home of two years, Toyama, and heading across the sea to Pusan, the second-city of South Korea.

Incidentally, since the start of this piece talks about my memories of living in Japan, why not check out my Japanese Musings, written about that time.

And then embark on the big trip!

Keep travelling!

Uncle Travelling Matt

Flickr album of this trip

Across Asia With A Lowlander

Links to all parts of the travelogue

Book 1: Embarking Upon a New Korea

1a: Toyama to Pusan

1b: Pusan

1c: Seoul

1d: The DMZ

1e: Seoul, Incheon and Across the Yellow Sea

Book 2: Master Potter does Fine China

2a: Qingdao

2b: Beijing (I)

2c: Beijing (II)

2d: Beijing (III)

2e: Yinchuan (I)

2f: Yinchuan(II)

2g: Lanzhou

2h: Bingling-si

2i: Xiahe

2j: Lanzhou and Jiayuguan

2k: Jiayuguan

2l: Dunhuang

2m: Urumqi (I)

2n: Urumqi (II)

2o: Urumqi (III)

Book 3: Steppe to the Left, Steppe to the Right…

3a: Druzhba to Almaty

3b: Shumkent to Tashkent

3c: Tashkent (I) 

3d: Bukhara

3e: Bukhara to Samarkand

3f: Samarkand

3g: Samarkand to Urgench

3h: Khiva

3i: Tashkent (II)

3j: Tashkent to Moscow

3k: Moscow (I)

3l: Moscow (II)

3m: Moscow (III)

3n: Konotop to Varna

BOOK I

Embarking Upon A New Korea

(Where a Midlander meets a Highlander and a Lowlander and goes to the Land of No Man)

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105_25706865304_334_n The start of the journey: Toyama Station 

13th July, 2002 - Toyama, Japan

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japan visa 2

The automatic doors slid shut and with a jolt the train started to move. Eight pairs of hands started to wave frantically outside. One pair reciprocated from inside the carriage. I sat down, facing back towards the station and watched as the figures on the platform grew smaller and then disappeared behind the footbridge. I turned and switched my attentions to the grey city outside, its blocks and houses passing by the large glass window. And then, with a rumble, we were on the long girder bridge that spans the Jinzu River, mighty and fast-flowing in winter, but now, in the height of summer, little more than a pathetic trickle. Straight after the bridge ended, the line to Takayama and Gifu curled away to the right; the line that would, fifteen miles or so further on, pass near my home and into the small town that had two years ago welcomed me into its bosom. Then, with a bang, we entered the blackness of Kureha Tunnel.

It seems strange now, but starting that journey was more like an end than a beginning. I was not looking forwards, to endless train journeys across the steppe, blue-tiled mosques, militarised borders, noodles, fried rice, plov, borsch, Shopska salad, red-star topped buildings and Great Walls ordered by long-dead dictators. That was all to come no doubt, but I thought not of it. Instead my mind dwelt on tree-covered mountains, soaking in mineral springs, drinking parties with colleagues, karaoke nights with ex-pat friends, walking my bicycle up steep slopes in order to have a Vietnamese meal in a factory amidst rice paddies, an Italian nun in a Catholic church full of Filipinos, a Buddhist ex-schoolteacher from Stoke on Trent, a lovable pair of bickering Russians, vast dams, high waterfalls, ski slopes, excited schoolchildren, tired teachers and mind-numbingly boring conversations about what food I like to eat. The adventure was not beginning, it had just finished.

‘What the hell is this guy on about?’ you ask. ‘I’m reading this ‘cos I want to hear all about the DMZ, the Kremlin, the Registan and the Great Wall.’ I beg to apologise, all that will come, I promise. A little later. In the meantime however, please let me look back.

Toyama Railway Station, on the Hokuriku Line, in the centre of Japan is an unusual place to start a journey. Or at least it is for most of us. But for me it was not. This was far from being the first journey that I’d started from there. It is probably however, the last, and that is why I beg a moment to reflect. Almost two years to the day before, I had arrived in that city, and in the time in-between it had become as much a home to me as anywhere can, barring the village of my childhood. In those two years, its children had shook my hand and tried to learn my language, its shopkeepers had greeted me, its police had presented me with parking tickets and speeding fines and its citizens had excused my drunken World Cup celebrations.

105_25706240304_6210_n Getting stuck into Japan!

But that era was now at an end. I’d been through some seemingly endless goodbye ceremonies, talked with the Australian lady who was to take over my job, sent my stuff on and drank goodbyes with my friends. And then finally, I’d waved goodbye on Toyama Station to my boss Tonami, colleagues Mariko and Keichi (and the latter’s daughter), my American friend Torin and my Japanese friends the Senda family. It was over.

As the train burst out of the tunnel I got up and moved to the empty seat facing me. Now was the time to look forward, not back.

toyama shi Toyama

And thus, the past out of the way, what had I got coming? Well firstly a journey, far longer than any I had undertaken before, from the furthest reaches of Asia, back to the continent of my birth. A journey by land and sea that would (hopefully), take me through Japan, to South Korea, then China, and after that Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan, before returning back into Kazakhstan and then onwards, north into Russia, before turning southwards again, and riding the rails through the grain fields of the Ukraine, and then on into Romania before crossing the Danube to Bulgaria where, (for a few months at least), I would halt, as I was scheduled to take on a teaching position there in the port city of Varna, early in September. So, that meant nine countries in under two months, all by land and sea, and not an aeroplane in sight. A challenge, yes indeed, but thankfully I was not to undertake it alone, (well the majority at least). In Seoul, three days hence, I was to meet a Dutchman, the Lowlander, whom I know well and who would accompany me as far as Moscow. And as he leaves, another arrives, my brother, the Sibling, and a female friend of his whom I vaguely remember coming out of a bedroom once at home. They were to keep me from loneliness all the way to Varna. Or at least, that was the plan.

But now I was alone, sat on a speeding Thunderbird express train, thundering towards the sprawling metropolis of Osaka. I opened the sushi that Tonami and Mariko had bought for me at the station and gazed out of the window. The day was yet young, (the Thunderbird having departed Toyama at 0728), and mist lay in layers on the forested slopes of the mountains. At times the railway line was accompanied by the concrete pillars of a new Shinkansen (Bullet Train) trunk route, which presently under construction, will no doubt have relegated this railway to local services and freight should I ever return. Progress marches swiftly on, or at least it does here in Japan, despite the recession. Under one section of the line, a group of regimented workers did their morning exercises under the eagle eye of their foreman. I had a quiet chuckle to myself since I’d been commanded to do the very same routine at a kindergarten that I used to teach at. Japan certainly is a different country and they start cultivating those differences at an early age.

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Whilst on the surface the Japan that I was passing through – Takaoka, Kanazawa, Komatsu (you must know the digger company?), Kaga-onsen (watch out for the enormous gold Buddhist Goddess of Mercy on the right), Fukui – looks not altogether too different from the equally affluent West, it seems to me, just under the surface, to be a country as mentally far-removed from my own as exists on earth. Even the new railway line being built by my side can demonstrate that. In Britain, after years of political wrangling, arguments and complaints from the French, the high-speed rail link from London to the Channel Tunnel had still not been started, yet the Japanese manage to commence and complete mammoth-sized projects that make London to Folkestone seem insignificant, and they do it on a regular basis. Is it a matter of money? Recession-hit Japan versus the Buoyant Britain of Blair? I don’t think so. It’s philosophy. The Japanese build for different reasons. Of course both countries need fast railways, but the British build them because they can make money from them. The Japanese however do it for prestige, to assist business and to provide work for the construction companies and their employees. It is even said that these huge projects are contributing to Japan’s well-publicised and long-running financial difficulties, as they are not a natural result of the market. Perhaps the analysts are right on this one? I can believe it.

‘But that’s not a Japanese thing!’ I hear you economists declare. ‘That’s socialism, we used to do that in the West, and you’ll be seeing a lot more of it when you travel through the People’s Republic of China.’ Well, yes, fair enough, you’re correct on all counts. Except that there’s one thing that you forget. Japan is not socialist, nor has it ever been. It’s not even social democratic. Ever since the culmination of the Second World War, the far right Liberal Democratic Party has firmly held the reigns of power, with only a couple of minor interruptions. It is the party of capital and business that is implementing these policies. And the opposition Social Democrats, should they ever get in power for any length of time (unlikely), will they do any different? (Extra unlikely). Japan is a nation of consensus and a nation that often blurs Western notions of distinction or principle.

I arrived at Shin Osaka in seemingly no time at all. The Hokuriku Shinkansen may be under construction, but the present Thunderbird service leaves most of the world’s express trains standing: over three hundred kilometres in a little over three hours. That’s not bad going by anyone’s reckoning.

Shin Osaka means ‘New Osaka’ and it’s not the city’s main railway station, or even in the centre of town. It lies in a nondescript suburb and was built specifically to serve as an interchange between JR’s ‘normal’ trains and the flagship Shinkansen service. The Thunderbird may have been fast, but I’d seen nothing so far. Anyway, for changing trains had Shin Osaka been built and so change trains I did, moving upstairs from the ground level normal platforms to the elevated ones that served some of the most advanced trains on earth. I pushed my ticket through the barrier and then got on the escalator that led me to my next carriage of transportation, the Railstar.

The first Shinkansen was completed in 1964 and it ran between the capital, Tokyo, to Japan’s second-largest metropolis, the Kansai conurbation which consists of Osaka, Kyoto, Nara and Kobe. The idea behind building a high-speed railway was to reduce congestion on the existing lines and highways, and to enable trains to compete with air services over this well-used route. The line was named the Tokkaido (East Sea Way), after the famous ancient road which linked the two capitals, Kyoto and Tokyo, and the idea worked. Ever since opening, the Shinkansen trains, though pricy, have been well-patronised and the image of a bullet train speeding through the rice paddies with Mount Fuji in the background has become the definitive image of modern Japan.

The Japanese did not stop there though. Ever since the Tokkaido Shinkansen opened, more and more lines have been constructed resulting in a fast, reliable and punctual network that covers the island of Honshu and spills over onto Kyushu. And it’s not over yet. The Hokuriku Shinkansen is the next chapter in the story, and there is even talk of a sea-tunnel to Korea after that.

The Railstar that I was to ride on would be travelling along the San yo, a continuation of the original Tokkaido line from Osaka and then onto Kobe, Hiroshima and finally Hakata on Kyushu. I’d travelled only as far as Hiroshima and the whole journey, six hundred and twenty-three kilometres in length, would take less than three hours. Now there’s technology for you! As I sat down and relaxed in the comfy airline-style seat however, I came to muse upon how much of an improvement on our lives this actually is. As a child I’d always dreamed of travelling on a bullet train, yet the first time that I had done so, back in 2000, on a trip to Tokyo, I remember being extremely disappointed. The interior of the train that was built to compete with aeroplanes was rather too much like an aeroplane itself for my liking, and getting a window seat was something of an impossibility. But even if I had, like with those aforementioned flying-machines, what would there have been for me to see? Despite travelling through one of the most spectacular regions of the country, the ramrod straight Shinkansen line only offered snippets of a view in-between countless indeterminably long tunnels. And then it was all over so fast! Maybe I got there on time, and a very good time at that, but I for one like to be able to savour my journeys a little more.

But there again, I am a bit of a daydreaming, romanticising old sod at times.

1654204089_183e4c22e4_b The Railstar Shinkansen

So, as we whizzed through the cities of Western Honshu, I relaxed, took out D. H. Lawrence’s Lady Chatterley’s Lover, and immersed myself in the romantic intrigues of early twentieth century Nottinghamshire. Not that I was overly impressed mind, Lawrence is an inferior Arnold Bennett at best in my mind, despite what the critics say, but it passed the time.

I did put the book down however as we pulled out of Hiroshima. From here on it was Virgin Territory for me all the way to Bucharest, and my eyes sparkled as I glanced out over previously unseen rice fields before plunging into yet another tunnel. The journey had begun! I got out my journal with the intention of scribing down the events of the day so far, but alas, I’d forgotten to pack a pen in my small travel bag, all the biros were deep inside the confines of my rucksack. I asked the man besides me if he perhaps had one that I may borrow, but he replied in the negative, uncharacteristically abruptly for his race. My opinion of him however, was more than redeemed when he got off at the next station and gave me the mechanical pencil that he’d been filling a quiz in with. I’ve found that the Japanese, like all of us, have many characteristics, some good and some bad. Undoubtedly among the former however, is their unbridled generosity.

I never discovered when we left Honshu and entered the large southerly isle of Kyushu, (through one of the innumerable tunnels no doubt), but before I knew it, the train was pulling into the Hakata station, where it and I were to terminate. I left the Boeing-esque carriage and headed down the escalator into the concourse where I dined upon that most popular and average of snacks in Japan, curry rice. Then I walked outside and caught the bus to take me to the ferry terminal from whence my boat to the Korean port of Pusan would depart.

I decided to take the bus to the terminal rather than the infinitely more expensive taxi, (taxi fares start at around five Euros in Japan and the fares rack up quickly), since I had some time to spare, though I almost lived to regret that decision. For a start, I had some difficulty in locating the stop from whence the ferry terminal buses departed, (it was on the opposite side of the street from the bus station itself), and once located I had to wait forever for the bus itself. Whilst waiting I surveyed the other passengers and was pleased to discover that I could quite easily discern the Koreans with their rounder faces and different fashions. These were, (apart from my friend Torin at the station, and my ugly mug in the mirror), the first ‘foreigners’ that I’d come across on the journey, though doubtless there would be many more. When the bus eventually did come however, my waiting woes were far from over. At the first set of traffic lights the vehicle halted and didn’t start moving again once they turned to green. The reason behind this soon became clear. From around the corner of the street came the gaily-coloured floats of a matsuri or festival, pulled through the streets to the delight of all but me. Any other time I too would have loved to stop and view the proceedings, but today I had a boat to catch!

Luckily we arrived at the terminal in time and I spent my last yen on a drink and a biro at the store before heading through customs where I symbolically handed in my Japanese residency card in and got a Final Departure stamp in my passport.

I then headed down the steps to the tiny railway-owned craft which would ferry me onwards to Asia’s mainland.

ferry to korea My ferry to Korea

Inside, I was seated by a smiling assistant, next to an elderly lady who turned out to be Korean, but spoke excellent Japanese. The fact that she used to live there turned out to be the reason why. I asked if she still did, but she replied in the negative. This trip, undertaken with her friend who was sat asleep next to us, was just to visit onsens.

Onsens are a Japanese phenomenon. Being a (geologically-speaking) young area of the world, the earthquake-prone and still-forming Japanese archipelago is filled with mineral springs which spew out hot and healthy water at an astonishing rate. Since ancient times, the canny residents have realised the potential of such water for recreation and as a treatment for ailments, and so it was that the onsen, or ‘hot spring resort’, came about. The original onsens were located in natural rock pools near to the springs, but nowadays these are few and far between. However, virtually every spring now has a nearby complex where the waters are pumped and where the locals lounge in baths or rock pools of a more artificial nature. Often there’s more than just pools too, saunas, Jacuzzis and other mineral water based activities complement the scene in a good onsen. It was to some of these establishments that my sailing companion had been to Japan to sample, and why not? It’s healthy, in Japanese terms relatively cheap, and extremely relaxing. I asked her if Korea also had such complexes.

“Oh yes, many, but in Korea we say oncheon.” I made a note of that. Oncheon would probably be something worth investigating.

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Rakkyokan Onsen, Osawano: one of my favourites

My sea voyage was not particularly lengthy, and before long the port city of Pusan loomed up ahead, a little akin to Hong Kong, with its tall apartment blocks jostling for space on the steep slopes. My companion pointed out all the districts whilst the boat entered the harbour, and having stopped, we departed amicably, taking our different queues in the passport check.

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I had no accommodation arranged for Pusan, only a ticket onwards for the following day, but the guidebook said that there were plenty of cheap hotels near to the railway station, which suited me since that’s where I’d be departing from later on, so I walked to the nearest Metro station and caught a train to the Central Station stop.

Emerging from the darkness of the Metro station I found myself to be in a large square that conveniently had a tourist information booth clearly marked in the centre, built presumably to cope with the huge numbers of visitors to the city during the World Cup which had only just finished. So, there I entered and ten minutes later I was booking into an establishment twenty metres off the square for the reasonable sum of twenty-five thousand won a night.

By this time I was of course feeling decidedly tired (up at six), dirty (no shower all day), and peckish (only some sushi and curry rice as sustenance for over twelve hours), so after depositing my bags, showering to satisfaction and changing attire, I took myself out of the hotel in search of a bite to eat. The area on the far side of the square looked lively, so I headed there and soon found out why. Pusan is a port and like all ports it has a sizable red-light district, which turned out to be the neighbourhood that I’d just stumbled into. Still, red-light districts have their uses, (and not just the obvious ones!), and this one, like most, contained many a good restaurant in which to feast. I had decided not to attempt Korean food that evening, but couldn’t settle on what to go for until I spied a Filipino restaurant. Ever since there, Filipino food has been a big favourite of mine, far superior to the oft-praised cuisine of Japan, Vietnam and Indonesia in my opinion, so I headed inside and ate dishes from Ilocos, Mindanao and the Visayans to my heart’s content, washed down with some ice-cold San Miguel fresh from Manila. It was magic and it was what I needed. I left full and happy and made my way to an Internet CafĂ© to establish Korean contact with the world, whilst my stomach settled, before returning to the hotel and blissfully slipping into a deep sleep.

Next part: 1b: Pusan

Friday, 1 March 2013

2013 Travel Update VII - Delhi and Abu Dhabi

Greetings!

And here we are, truly at the end of this year's trip. I write this update from the comfort of my home back in the UK as I tell you all about my last couple of day's travelling in the Indian and UAE capitals of Delhi and Abu Dhabi. But that is not all for today we'll also be having a new post following this one, the first installment of 'Across Asia With A Lowlander', the tale of my epic journey across Asia with a Dutchman.

But before that, last time we spoke, you found me in Delhi. Well, I spent some more time there, checking out famous sights such as Humayun's Tomb, the Jama Masjid, the Dargah of Hazrat Niamuddin Chisti and, most importantly of all, the steam trains in the National Railway Museum.

I discourse on shopping by Humayun's Tomb

Getting spiritual at another Sufi shrine

A Punjabi Monster at the National Railway Museum


But even when I finished with Delhi and flew off into the black night, my trip was not over since I still had a whole day in the UAE. I decided this time to stay in Abu Dhabi and check out that city. I started off with exploring the remarkable Masdar City, an environmentally-sustainable city being constructed near to the airport. That was both fascinating and incredible as I hope this V-log shows:

Masdar

However, after that things were not quite so rosy, or at least, not environmentally-speaking. The first problem is that Abu Dhabi is a city built around cars and I didn't have one of those so I found navigating such a huge, inhumanly scaled and spread out place a nightmare. On top of that, I was shattered and on top of that, I had a cold. Grrr... Nonetheless, I still managed to check out some giant teapot sculptures, the heritage village, one of the world's most expensive and tackiest hotels, (they have gold vending machines for God's sake!), and the truly amazing Sheikh Zayed Mosque.

 Giant teapots

Overlooking Abu Dhabi City from the Heritage Village

 At the Sheikh Zayed Mosque

However, at the end of it all I was literally on my last legs and couldn't wait to get back home of see my incredible son. It had been a brilliant trip but after two nights without much sleep you just need your own bed!
Abu Dhabi reflections

Keep travelling!

Uncle Travelling Matt

Saturday, 23 February 2013

2013 Travel Update VI - Delhi

Greetings!

Ok, first things first, this may be my last travel update of this trip before returning back to beloved Blighty and so if it is, then please, please check out my YouTube Page as I've uploaded several more V-logs from the trip which aren't included in all the other posts. Here's what I've put up so far in chronological order but there will be more so please revisit regularly since even when I'm back home I hope to do a few V-logs of destinations a little less exotic.

Al-Ain Oasis, Al-Ain - 11/02/2013

Dubai Creek, Dubai -11/02/2013

Burj Khalifa, Dubai -11/02/2013

Slums, Delhi - 13/02/2013

Golden Temple, Amritsar - 14/02/2013

Schoolgirls danicng, Indo-Pak Border - 14/02/2013

Another Golden Temple in Amritsar? Amritsar - 15/02/2013

Emperor Akbar's Tomb, Agra - 16/02/2013

Agra Fort and the Taj Mahal, Agra - 17/02/2013

Agra Fort, Agra - 17/02/2013

Jain Temple, Ajmer - 21/02/2013

Reflections on the Dargah of Khwaja Muin-ud-din Chisti, Ajmer - 21/02/2013

Reflections on Pushkar and the trip so far, Pushkar - 22/02/2013

The view from my hotel, Pushkar - 22/02/2013

The holy pool at sunset, Pushkar - 22/02.2013

Qawali jam, Pushkar - 22/02/2013

Right, so now you're up to speed with what's been happened, where am I now? Well, I'm back in Delhi, the chaotic capital and my last stop in India before jetting back home. I took an overnight train from Ajmer and arrived early this morning and since then it's been one very busy day. I checked out the National Museum which is notable for having lots of statues of big breasted women dancing in temples, (my kind of religion), the Government Buildings, the Bahai Temple, the ISKCON Temple, the Tomb of Safdarjang and Lodi Gardens.

India Gate, New Delhi

What can I say? Well, the Government Buildings were spectacular, (but there again, they were built by the British), and they obviously knew I was coming because all the TV stations were there in force, (nothing to do with parliament debating the recent terrorist bombings in Hyderabad), whilst the Bahai Temple, I must confess to being disappointed with. It's built in the shape of a lotus flower and whilst kind of clever and interesting from the outside, inside it's like a huge, empty concrete hall. A bit like those awful cathedrals that were built from the 1960s onwards, you know the ones, Clifton, Liverpool (RC), Coventry. In fact, most of all it reminded me of Liverpool's RC Cathedral since that does look rather cool from the outside but is naff inside. I once heard that building described as "A Hymn to Vatican II" to which my (Roman) Catholic friend Martyn replied, "Yes, and a suitably discordant one."

Bahai Temple, Delhi: Better from the outside

But if the Bahai Temple is debatable in its architectural merit, the ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness - i.e. the Hare Krishnas) Temple next door leaves no room for debate. It is quite simply the ugliest religious building that I've come across, some kind of Disneyland Hinduism which not only offends the eye but also offers a Vedic 3D Sound and Light Spectacular for only 200 rupees. Strangely, I did not buy a ticket.

Hideous (I mean the temple in the background!)


But after that the architecture got better. Safdarjang's Tomb is a 17th century example of Nawab Architecture which looks a bit like a mini Taj whilst Lodi Gardens are amazing. They're bascially the best city park on earth because in amongst all the beautifully laid-out (by the British) gardens are some incredible historical ruins from the pre-Mughal Lodi Period (15th century mostly). There were tombs and mosques and it was brilliant just to wander around (without having to pay) several world-class ruins that would be a major tourist draw anywhere else. Here though, they're par for the course.

A ruined mosque in Lodi Park

But spectacular as they all were, I was drawn away from them because at 18:00 Stoke City were live on Indian TV. To think, the boys famous all the way over here. It should have been the highlight of the day except that they lost to a crap Fulham side, missing a penalty en route. Oh well, there's always the cricket on the other side with the Aussies in real trouble against India. Please guys, hammer 'em bad. We need them demoralised for the Ashes!

Keep travelling!

Uncle Travelling Matt

Thursday, 21 February 2013

2013 Travel Update V - Jaipur, Ajmer and Pushkar

Greetings!

I'm writing today's update sat by a holy lake watching the sun go down over the Rajasthani hills whilst temple bells clang and Hindu drums beat an hypnotic rhythm. I'm in Pushkar, my penultimate Indian stop before flying back to the UAE and then home.

Pushkar is famous - or infamous - for two reasons. Firstly, it is one of the Seven Holy Cities of the Hindus, somewhere that every devout Hindu should try to visit at least once before they die. Best explained as a sort-of mini Varanasi, there are bathing ghats around a lake formed, or so the legends say, when Brahma dropped a lotus flower. More recently, it is where Mahatma Ghandi was cremated.

Pushkar's second claim to fame is as a big hippie hangout. The cool and groovy from across the globe come here to wear linen, smoke weed and spend the allowance that their parents provide them with. Wanna learn more? Read William Sutcliffe's hilarious 'Are You Experienced?' and you'll see what I mean.
Still, it must be said that despite never being provided with any kind of travelling fund by mumsie and papa, (although whenever you want to start mum, I can cope with one and am willing to accept back pay...), nor having any linen whatsoever in my wardrobe, conversely I have been known to a). wear very silly headgear, b). listen to Jefferson Airplane, the Doors and Bob Dylan, and c). I went on a meditation course once run by a bald-headed guy in Tibetan robes who said his name was Lapsang Darjeeling, (or something along those lines), but in fact later admitted to being christened Dave.

So, I'm not a hippie, I'm a spiritual seeker who wishes to counter the counter-culture by wearing a Stoke City top instead of linen, is too stingy to pay for piercings and strangely calls on Christ rather than Krishna whenever he wishes to pray.

Yep, I'm a freak.

But freak or not, town full of freaks or not, I really like it here. I mean like, I was like sat watching the sunset over the temples man, and the water was so tranquil and peaceful dude and I felt at one with the Eternal.

Don't believe me, check out this photo:

Pushkar

Like I said, nice.

But enough of Puskhar. Last time Uncle Travelling Matt spoke to you he was in the Pink City, Jaipur. Well, he stayed there another day, checked out all the pink palaces and pink shops, ate some incredible food and then moved onto Ajmer.

Now Ajmer is famous for one thing, being the home of arguably the biggest Sufi shrine in the Sub-Continent, the Dargah of Khwaja Mui-ud-din Chisti. Never heard of him? Well, he was the guy who Akbar petitioned on regular occasions and in whose honour my favourite song from Bollywood is dedicated, Khwaja Mere Khwaja. Here it is, you like I think:

Khwaja Mere Khwaja (from the film 'Jodhaa Akbar')

But what did I think of the shrine? Well, to be honest, it was way too busy and crowded for my tastes and I didn't find it as moving as the other Sufi sites that I've visited. Check out my V-log to see why:

Reflections on the Dargah of Khwaja Muin-ud-din Chisti

But there is more to Ajmer than just Muin-ud-din Chisti. I had a wander through her bazaars to the Jain Temple which has some fantastic golden models of famous places and events from Jain mythology and then had a chat with the verger at the old colonial cathedral. So, all good you might say.

 Ajmer's Jain Temple

Keep travelling!

Uncle Travelling Matt

Tuesday, 19 February 2013

2013 Travel Update IV - Jaipur

Greetings from the Pink City!

And my ramblings today come from Rajahstan, the land of kings where all the best Bollywood movies and the excellent British production of Kama Sutra, (no, not that version, the Channel 4 one...), have been shot.

So, how is it different to Agra? Well, there are hills for starters which is something that I haven't seen in quite a while. Ever since touching down in Delhi, (or indeed Abu Dhabi for that matter), the landscape has been as flat as the proverbial pancake. Quite a feat for a country with some of the world's highest peaks within its borders I suppose, but it still makes for boring train journeys.

And not only is the scenery good in Jaipur but also the attractions. Ok, so it's touristy, but tourists do tend to flock to where there are things worth seeing, (which may explain why I was the only one to be found in Al-Ain...), and the forts and palaces of Jaipur are un-bloody-believable.



Also un-bloody-believable is that I dined in a restaurant where a mouse ran across the floor in front of me and yet didn't get sick.

And it was tasty too!

And apart from that, I met a tuk-tuk driver who sings qawali whilst bombing along at breakneck speed and presented me with a garland of roses because I showed an interest in Sufism.

And a hotel owner pured out his life's story over beer.

And a Brahmin priest annointed me with some kind of sticky paste. I'd like to think that he'd spotted my innate holiness and wanted to celebrate having met a real-life man-god like Krishna. However, I suspect he just wanted a tip.

Should have picked someone else to annoint then.



Until next time...

Keep travelling!

Uncle Travelling Matt

Sunday, 17 February 2013

2013 Travel Update III - Agra

Greetings!

And here I am, as promised in Agra, probably the most touristy city in India... no, DEFINITELY the most touristy city in India. I mean, for the first time since arriving here I've come across coach parties, elderly Swedes, Americans and Japanese and a whole class of tourists who, unlike moi, don't feel the need to wear stupid headgear and seek spirituality.

So, if they're not after the sacred, then what do they want? The answer is simple and it lies on the edge of the city, built out of shimmering white marble, that most famous of all buildings, the Taj Mahal.

The Taj Mahal was built 1632 and 1653 by the Mughal emperor Shah Jahan as a tomb for his wife, Mumtaz who died giving birth to their fourteenth child and whom he loved above all else. I'd never heard of him before I must admit, but I knew all about her of course since she took her name from a popular brand of mango lassi which I often bulk buy from the local Asian supermarket.


The Taj Mahal: Inspired by mango lassi?

But I digress and the Taj Mahal is not until later. First up, there's the journey to Agra which was not pleasant. It started with an overnight train to Delhi in the hard sleeper class which is a bit of a misnomer since whilst I'll agree that it is hard, sleeping on it is not so easy. For starters they don't provide you with blankets or pillows. Thankfully I'd nicked the blanket provided kindly by Etihad Airways on the way over, (contrary to the common expression, crime can pay), but sadly I'd not thought of filching a pillow as well so my rather lumpy bag had to do, (note to steal pillows whenever proffered in the future). However, even provided with coverings it would always be difficult due to chatty sleepers on lower bunks who wished to know whether New Zealand is a good place to emigrate too, bumps and jolts, rain battering the roof and midnight ticket checks. Add into the equation that I was still feeling decidedly dodgy from my Amritsar food poisoning and you get the picture.

Indian sleeping cars

But anyway, I got to Delhi and booked a ticket for the next train on to Agra, two hours later so, after parking my bag in the left luggage, I headed to a place that I've long wanted to see, the shrine of the Sufi saint Nizamuddin. Sufis are Islamic mystics and I'll be writing more about them later, but they are a strand of spirituality that I'm much attracted to. This shrine was excellent and I wished I could have stayed longer but my train was departing so I hurried back to the station to encounter a nasty surprise.

Unwittingly, instead of a seat, I'd booked Unreserved Class for the 3 hour trip to Agra. And in India Unreserved means cram as many as you can into a carriage. Getting a seat was but a far of dream, it was standing room only. I only just managed to get through the door, (and no, that's nothing to do with my impressive girth; in the vestibule at the end of the coach there were no less than 15 people and my baggage. I sat on the latter and read and suffered along with India's underclass for the entire trip.

But once in Agra, it got better. I found a good hotel, dropped off my stuff and then took a taxi out to Emperor Akbar's Tomb, a monument to the greatest of all the Mughals and a contender for best-ever Indian along with Gandhi. Want to know more about him, watch the Bollywood blockbuster Jodhaa Akbar which is all about his marriage to his Hindu Rajput wife Jodhaa. Don't care about knowing more about him? Watch it anyway since it stars Aishwarya Rai and she is unbelievably hot.

Aishawarya Rai: A-k-bar-y beautiful lady

Not so hot: My V-log from Akbar's Tomb

That was that and after I slept, a full fifteen hours but today all was good and I headed to that greatest of all monuments to love, no, not the really classy Princess Diana and Dod Al-Fayed memorial in Harrods, but the 'Teardrop on the face of the world' that is the Taj. Still, that too has Diana connections since she visited the place once and if I received a fiver for every time I was told to have my photo taken where our old Queen of Hearts had hers spread out on a bench in front of the old marble masterpiece, then I'd be able to actually buy something from Harrods, (whilst admiring her memorial). Sadly though, it was an impossibility since the bench ain't there, they only wheel it out for VIPs and despite receiving 1,000s of hits a month on his blog and having had a conversation once with darts legend Phil Taylor, clearly Uncle Travelling Matt isn't VIP material yet, so I had to stand instead.

A VIP (Very Impressive Potter) at the Taj Mahal

After the Taj it was Agra Fort where Jodhaa Akbar was filmed and from where Akbar ruled. Now that was incredible and indeed, if I wasn't sure of the fact, I was told time after time by touts welconing me to Incredible India. Hmm...

V-log from Agra Fort

Well, that was Agra, next up the Pink City, no, I'm not off to Gayton with its Mardi Gras, but Jaipur where the buildings are, apparently, pinkish.

Keep travelling!

Uncle Travelling Matt

Friday, 15 February 2013

2013 Travel Update II - Amritsar and the Indo-Pak Border

Greetings!

I now contact you all from the city of Amritsar which, if you look at a map, is situated far in the north-western corner of India, only a few miles from the border with Pakistan with the nearest big city being Lahore.

I mention all that because it's relevant but only later on. You see I didn't come to Amritsar just so I could wave at Pakistanis through a thick wire fence - after all, I do that most days at work - but instead because Amritsar is the holy city of the Sikh religion and the home of the Golden Temple, the Sikh Kaaba, Wailing Wall or Holy Sepulchre.

I was introduced to Sikhism some seven years ago whilst studying Comparative Religions at Edge Hill University. In an excellent two-week course we covered the six major world faiths and Sikhism was the last that we got to. To be honest I wasn't looking forward to it much; I was expecting another Hinduism which I have always really struggled to get my noggin around, but when it was presented I discovered to my delight that it was a faith which resonates a lot with me and my values. Founded by Guru Nanak some five hundred or so years ago, it's a faith with equality before God at its heart. I read more and asked Sikh students and was fascinated. And so, when it came to planning a trip to India, there was one place that was always going to be top of the list.

The Golden Temple, built by the Fourth Guru, is a tiny temple covered in gold leaf situated in the centre of a large pool. All around are other buildings associated with the faith: the Sikh Parliament, the Sikh Museum, pilgrim accommodation and an enormous Langar, but the holy of holies is the temple itself in which the original copy of the Sikh holy book, the Guru Granith Sahib Ji is kept.

Well, I'm pleased to say that it didn't disappoint. The temple, although busy was peaceful and serene and I sat for some time in the temple itself meditating.



But before that I went to the Langar. I've mentioned that word in the last two posts so I suppose I should explain what it is. Well, Guru Nanak taught his Sikhs, (lit. disciples), that one cannot concentrate on God with an empty stomach and that it is a meritorious act to feed the poor so every gurdwara, (Sikh temple), has a langar, a vast communal kitchen and dining room in which volunteers prepare the food and wash the dishes and everyone eats together as one. It's amazing. You can be sat in a line with a woman on one side, (unthinkable in Islam for example), a beggar on the other, a rich man after him, yet as you eat you are all the same. Naturally, for an old unreformed socialist like me, that makes sense. Now how do we get them to introduce something similar in our cathedrals? Free food in the name of God, count me in!

V-log of trip to Golden Temple

Now I mentioned earlier that Amritsar is near the border and so it is which is good because at the Attari Border with Pakistan there is a daily spectacle unlike any other on earth. Every evening the two countries close their borders with a ceremony full of high-kicking, shouting and full-on jingoism. It's so funny that both sides now have stadia so that crowds can watch the proceedings and the thousands that attend try to shout out the other side. So along I went, ready to stand up and bawl "Hindustan Zinzabar!" in reply to every Pakistani "Pakistan Zinzabar!".It was hilarious and in the battle of the nations I'd give the scores as follows:

Crowd size: India 1 - 0 Pakistan
Loudest shouting: India 0 - 1 Pakistan
Uniforms: India 1 - 1 Pakistan

So it's a tie but I'd give it to India personally since they had two rather hot female soldiers at the gate whereas the Pakistanis could find only men.

But there again, I'm biased...

Indo-Pak Border Closing Cermony

However, after that things all went downhill. I've been loving the food here even if it is very greasy, but last night some Punjabi kutha caught up on me and I was rather ill. I'm better today but feeling weak and miserable. And so, after dragging myself round a Hindu temple that looks virtually identical to the Golden Temple and a weird cave temple, where I hung out with Carlos and Montserrat, a lovely Mexican couple, I've retired to this internet cafe to while away the long hours in peace until my train back to Delhi.

V-log from Amritsar's other Golden Temple

With Montserrat and Carlos at the weird Mata Cave Temple

Next update (hopefully) Agra.

Keep travelling!

Uncle Travelling Matt